Tuesday, March 6, 2012

The Daily Cannibal

The Daily Cannibal


Cruising My Religion

Posted: 06 Mar 2012 03:49 AM PST

Maybe if I had some neon...

Sharp readers may, just conceivably, have detected a subtle anti-religion slant in one or two of my past posts. Well, Butler pleads guilty.

But the newest religion-related ridiculousness actually comes courtesy of American Atheists, which is putting up a billboard in the Williamsburg section of Brooklyn (with its heavy population of religious Jews) displaying in English and Hebrew the slogan, “You know it’s a myth…and you have a choice.”

Sure, I can imagine some Chasidic Jew walking down the street, seeing the sign, smacking his forehead, and crying, “You know, I really don’t believe in God!”

In Fantasy-Brooklyn.

The group has previously put up similar billboards aimed at Christians, and intends to erect a sign in Arabic targeting Muslims in Paterson, NJ too. All of this could fairly easily be laughed off as foolishness, but it’s compounded by disingenuousness: When challenged, the group’s president, Dave Silverman, claimed on television this morning that the signs are merely advertisements for a “Reason Rally” scheduled for March 24 in Washington DC, even though nowhere on the billboards is any such event mentioned.

A religious leader responding to the ad sounded, in turn, just as ridiculous, getting all offended. Shouldn’t a man of faith be able to just shake off something like this?

To be fair, Silverman was also quoted by CNN offering a more reasonable-sounding rationale: “If there are atheists in those [religious] communities, we are reaching out to them. We are letting them know that we see them, we acknowledge them and they don’t have to live that way if they don't want to.”

I’m not buying it. To this observer, the whole thing looks like nothing more than pure mischief.

And in any case, a billboard is no place for a “friendly reminder” of this sort. Billboard ads are like static interrupting your music – at best, something to ignore; at worst, something to hate. If they work to advertise products, it’s on the time-tested marketing principle that any ramming of a brand into your consciousness is better than none. Atheism isn’t a product or a brand. It’s a worldview, and people who come to it do so through thinking (or, now and then, indoctrination) – not reading slogans in the sky.

I’ve known a lot of folks – often those who think of themselves as “spiritual” – who have a beef with “organized religion.” But organized atheists can be just as dumb.

We Have To Kill The Owls To Save The Owls.

Posted: 05 Mar 2012 10:50 PM PST

Hey, Smokey -- what's with the gun?

My mommy and Daddy sent me to very expensive schools where they taught me science and math and Shakespeare and that you shouldn’t actually stick penies in your penny loafers.  Yet some things remain beyond my ken.  This is one of them:

To save the imperiled spotted owl, the Obama administration is moving forward with a controversial plan to shoot barred owls, rival birds that have shoved their smaller cousins aside.  (San Francisco Chronicle, 2/29/12)

Darn.  We decided to read further.  Perhaps more detail would clarify things:

The plan is the latest federal attempt to protect the northern spotted owl, the passive, 1-pound bird that sparked an epic battle over logging in the Pacific Northwest two decades ago. The government set aside millions of acres of forest to protect the owl, but the bird’s population continues to decline – a 40 percent slide in 25 years.

Well,  these folks who study these things probably have better degrees than I do, but still, it somehow seems like there ought to be a better “plan” out there somewhere.  After all, this is the government here.  They are the folks who have figured out that we need new light bulbs and that higher oil prices are good for us; you’d think they could come up with something that doesn’t involve gunfire.

Maybe not.  These are complicated times.  It’s a good thing we have lots of smart people in charge, or else we might be in real trouble.

(Thanks to Bill Quick at Daily Pundit, who unearthed this nugget.)

 

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