Wednesday, February 8, 2012

The Daily Cannibal

The Daily Cannibal


Shit Belichick Says

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 11:32 PM PST

“The Devil Made Me Do It:” Obama

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 09:22 PM PST

 

"That's one billion. Do I hear one billion two?

What to do when your hero, whose honor cannot be questioned, does something he swore up and down he’d never, ever do?  Blame it on the other guys.  In to day’s New York Times, the front page lead headline reads:

Obama Yields In Marshaling of “Super PAC”

According to the Times:

Aides said the president had signed off on a plan to dispatch cabinet officials, senior advisers at the White House and top campaign staff members to deliver speeches on behalf of Mr. Obama at fund-raising events for Priorities USA Action, the leading Democratic "super PAC," whose fund-raising has been dwarfed by Republican groups.

“Dwarfed by Republican groups?”  Hmmmm.  According to the Times itself, Obama this far has raised almost $140 million, while his two closest challengers combined, Romney and Gingrich, have raised only half that much.  (The Center for Responsive Politics provides a complete breakdown at Banking on Becoming President _ OpenSecrets).

Further, according to The Daily Beast:

President Obama is expected to raise more than $1 billion, a record that would eclipse the one he set in 2008 when he collected $750 million.

In spite of these impressive figures, however, the President, reluctantly and with great sadness, now finds himself compelled to “yield” to the blandishments of big money.  Thus do we see innocence stained, virtue smote down, and the wicked triumph.  We are dismayed.  But we understand.  After all, as Jim Messina, the manager of Mr. Obama's re-election campaign has pointed out to the Times:

"We're not going to fight this fight with one hand tied behind our back."

This is very damn bad news for the Republicans — because if the Dems have done this well with one hand behind their backs, they ought to beat the living tar out of the GOP now that they’re swinging with both fists.

We have no objections to the President employing super Pacs, Pacs, ice packs and pickaxes, if need be, to further his ambitions, but we are a little put off by this silly attempt by the Times to persuade us that our “yielding” Obama may be compelled to wallow in the fleshpots, yet still maintains his virginal purity.  There’s more than a little of the disingenuous to it, when, as Lord Byron wrote about another reluctant maiden:

"A little she strove, and much repented,
And whispering, 'I will ne'er consent' — consented."

 

Transit of Mars: Where Are You Coming From?

Posted: 07 Feb 2012 08:05 PM PST

Which way to Central Park?

Our points of view arise in large part from how we live. It’s useful to keep that in mind when we encounter public policy we don’t think we like.

“Drivers shouldn’t be paying for transit,” a Republican congressman told NPR in support of the American Energy and Infrastructure Act, a transportation bill that would cut federal funds from mass transit in places like New York City. He reflects a common notion that, in fairness, funds derived from driving cars shouldn’t go to support public transportation associated with big cities.

To a big-city dweller like me, that’s completely wrong-headed; environmentally costly driving in the suburbs and exurbs should be subsidizing public transportation to keep fares low and encourage the use of environmentally friendly mass transit.

Yet I recognize that to someone who lives in a big house with lots of land at a distance from major cities, my point of view might feel like financial pressure to move to a higher-density area where they wouldn’t drive so much.

Full disclosure: I’m in favor of applying such pressure. Living more densely is an essential step towards conserving the resources we need to continue our civilization. But I recognize also that if I’d made a life in small-town environs far from the madding crowd, instead of in the city, I might feel the way they do.

I don’t, however, think I’d partake in the conspiracy theories and paranoia described in this New York Times article entitled “Activists Fight Green Projects, Seeing U.N. Plot.” The seeming nuttiness of the Tea Party-affiliated people it describes initially set off spasms of mockery in this writer’s poor addled head. But this divide is nothing new; it goes all the way back to the early days of the republic and the battles over adopting the Constitution and paying Revolutionary War debt.

Back then, antifederalists said that the strong national government proposed by the Constitution would infringe on states’ self-determination. The controversy pitted big agrarian states in the South against more cosmopolitan northern states; the southerners particularly distrusted the financial plans of Treasury Secretary Alexander Hamilton, who was based with the new federal government in New York, home to the bankers (today known as the “Wall Street Fat Cats”) the farmers distrusted.

The antifederalists especially opposed Hamilton’s proposal that the new federal government assume responsibility for the individual states’ war debts and collect taxes to pay for it. (Some states, like Virginia, had paid much of their debt already and didn’t want to have to contribute to paying down the debt of states like Massachusetts.)

The debt assumption plan did pass, via compromise, and of course the states did ratify the Constitution. It’s ironic that that icon of centralized government is now a rallying cry for today’s antifederalists, otherwise known as the right wing. But that’s another story.

Today’s story is simply this: before attacking our opponents for their ridiculous opinions, it helps to think for a moment or two about where they are, literally, coming from.

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